DISQUS

Monday Night Brewery: Help us name our bitter!

  • Eli · 2 years ago
    How about "Bitter Know a District"?
  • Jonathan · 2 years ago
    What about these tasty gems:


    "Flagon Slayer"



    "Grandpappy"
  • Turk · 2 years ago
    I have two names...


    1. J3 (as in J cubed) Special Bitter



    2. 2010 Micro Special Bitter AKA 2010 MSB
  • Peter · 2 years ago
    Hmm...nothing great comes to mind, but I'm watching Modern Marvels right now, so clearly you can understand I'm distracted.


    1. We should name a beer "Fairhaven St." something or other, in homage to the Iverson residence.



    2. Danke Bitter (get it? ha! get it? oknevermind)



    3. Drunk'n Bitter



    4. Double Decker Bitter (with a bus graphic, of course).



    5. I actually like "Grandpappy." This beer should remind drinkers of old people, of fog and rain and fireplaces. I mean, we're not going to call it "Ryan Seacrest's Bitter."
  • Jonathan · 2 years ago
    What about "Ryan Seacrest will be a bitter old grandpappy"?
  • Scott · 2 years ago
    Eugoogoolizer
  • Anonymous · 2 years ago
    how bout something military? "The colonel's bitter"


    or geordie's bitter
  • Jeff · 2 years ago
    I like the military theme - maybe "Captain's Bitter"?
  • Jonathan & Maggie · 2 years ago
    Nice website Joel. I voted for you six times.


    How about "Malty Dick" (ya know, instead of Moby Dick?)



    Or "Oliver Cromweisser" or "Oliver CromAle" (is its an ale)



    Sir Winston Churchale"



    "Red Baron Bitter"



    Just thinking...
  • Jonathan & Maggie · 2 years ago
    I just asked and English man and he said that the Malty Dick would be, hands down, the hit beer, if not for anything else but the name. It could have an image of a police man on it, drinking a brew, or something like that...
  • Anonymous · 2 years ago
    What about bitter old maid? You could have a picture of Jonathan dressed like Whistler's mother with a scowl on his face. Actually, I just want to see Baker dressed like a girl.
  • Anonymous · 2 years ago
    What about bitter old maid? You could have a picture of Jonathan dressed like Whistler's mother with a scowl on his face. Actually, I just want to see Baker dressed like a girl.
  • Jonathan · 2 years ago
    I like Bitter Old Maid. Also like the military theme, though I think Captain (Morgan) is out. Maybe Lt. Bitter.
  • Dave · 2 years ago
    Belfry Bitter